Explanation of lameness
Monday, April 6, 2009

Hi Guys--

I'm sorry. I'm sorry for not cleaning my room, I'm sorry for leaving the milk out, I'm sorry for waiting to change the oil on my car. Most of all, I'm sorry for not updating the blog.

Why have I failed so utterly? Chalk it up to my learning curve.

This is my first blog. I write it using the backend programming of the Underland site. In February, Jeff VanderMeer asked me to guest blog for him. He powered his blog with WordPress. I used WordPress for a week, and I was absolutely hooked. 

So I'm updating this blog. We're migrating over to a WordPress powered site. But not now. In a month or so. 

In the meantime, I'll eat crow. I'm sorry. I really, really am.

Victoria

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Or...
Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Or this, from Simon Drax, a new Underland author.

His TOP 12 REASONS FOR BEING LATE

 

1. My heat was shut off so I had to stay home to keep my snake warm.

2. My husband thinks it's funny to hide my car keys before he goes to work.

3. I walked into a spider web on the way out the door and couldn't find the spider, so I had to go inside and shower again.

4. I got locked in my trunk by my son.

5. My left turn signal was out so I had to make all right turns to get to work.

6. A gurney fell out of an ambulance and delayed traffic.

7. I was attacked by a raccoon and had to stop by the hospital to make sure it wasn't rabid.

8. I feel like I'm in everyone's way if I show up on time.

9. My father didn't wake me up.

10. A groundhog bit my bike tire and made it flat.

11. My driveway washed away in the rain last night.

12. I had to go to bingo.

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